whoah! cheetah porno! 

something you say when:
1, you see cheetahs mating.
2, you see people fucking fast.
3, you see people fucking cheetah style.

safari tourist1: hey look those cheetahs are mating!
safari tourist2: whoah! cheetah porno!

jacob: uh... i think the people are fucking on the subway...
joshua: whoah! cheetah porno!

jenna: time to watch porno..
jenna whoa! cheetah porno!

whoah! cheetah porno! by aguy69 August 29, 2014

Cuntier than a lesbian porno 

An overall disappointing experience

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’

Cuntier than a lesbian porno by SquirrelNuts84 March 27, 2022

octopus porno 

the kinky shit you watch on some shitty ass hentai site when ur close to ending your live and most of you parents have some form terminal brain cancer

UR An asian fatty who watchet to much octopus porno

octopus porno by Sand Digger in Africa November 30, 2017

Mystery Porno 

When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.

When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.

Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?

Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.

Mystery Porno by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020

weird porno philosophy 

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

weird porno philosophy by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

Pink Porno 

A style of Japanese softcore pornographic theatrical film, originating in the early 1960s, in which the genitals are censored.

In Japanese parlance, "pink" (pinku) is used to describe things with erotic or sexual qualities.

For example, "Pink Film" or “Pink Porn” refers to pornography in Japanese.

Similar connotations are also found in French, with phone sex hotlines referred to as téléphone rose ("pink phone").

“Do you want to go see that popular, new film with me? I heard it’s a pink porno!”

Pink Porno by kukurali January 31, 2024

Baby Porno 

the best thing to ever exist, a baby sexing with another one.

Minker: Name something better than god
Monker: Baby Porno.

Baby Porno by sunodim February 19, 2025