Taylor Hanson

The gay one. Although this piano playing, lead singing member of Hanson is married with two children, he still leaves the world confused. Blessed with a 'unique?' fashion sense and unprecedented ability to talk with his hands, Mr Taylor "The Gay One" Hanson leaves the world questioning the accuracy of it's gaydar.

"Aww, there's the gay one and his wife... I wonder if he'll stop for an autograph! Where do you think the fat one and the disposable one ran off to?"

by Steph April 25, 2005

hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

by MBC March 31, 2003

hanson

Leaving the entire house a dirty wreck, and expecting others to clean up after you.

Please dont hanson the kitchen again.

by jackson bronze September 4, 2005

hambone

one who wipes there ass with baby wipes, wears von dutch with perfectly waxed hair and uses expressions like "dude i was so drunk last night" while only drinkin minimal amounts.

Zack Dietrich hamboned it up when he said "sure ill come for a walk wit you guys"

by john london October 20, 2004

Hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<Alex> Hambone! Check it out! I heard you tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Wow no. I definitely didn't try anything, stupid drunk girl.
<Alex> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison S January 15, 2006

Hanson

Secret code name for a hand job.

Come over here baby and give Me a Hanson and make my penis go mm.bop

by BurntAnus December 23, 2016

Giselle Hamon

Barbie has NOTHING on Giselle!! She is a amazing beautiful dancer who can stretch her leg as much as you can and it won't break!! She has a fear of Lizards and who can blame her, they are sent from the devil! Giselle is super nice but ouhhhh girl she can have a attitude! She is one of the lucky girls who eat alot but never gets fat! She is Miss. High kick and Miss. Leaps! I mean she is a GREAT dancer!! Barbie who?

Giselle Hamon eats a lot and doesn't gain weight !!! WOW! HOW DOES SHE DO IT!

by zamn that Rowena July 25, 2018