by KaZoYT October 12, 2020
Get the Furymug. The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!
Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
Get the "alternatives"-ad furymug. One who shorter than 5,2ft and is not happy with they're height so they take all they're anger out on other people
by Donald 6917 October 12, 2022
Get the Midget furymug. He is a fur ball. He has a lot of modes. He has gymnastics mode. Sad mode. Angry mode. Hershey kiss mode. And a lot other. He will turn on u though in an instance.
by Hdbxjxhxb January 27, 2018
Get the fury thomasmug. The Act of a fat muslim boy inserting a small penis inside of a animal whilst pretending it is one of your stalking victims
by You11234567890 May 29, 2024
Get the Fury Vibesmug. 1. (verb) The act of throwing shade in a particularly heinous manner; usually done without passive-aggressive prestense in an outright aggressive communication style.
2. (proper noun) A foul-mouthed comedian who doesn't throw shade but does chuck fury.
3. (verb) The act of aggressive masturbation.
2. (proper noun) A foul-mouthed comedian who doesn't throw shade but does chuck fury.
3. (verb) The act of aggressive masturbation.
Definitions One and Two
Person 1: I heard Chuck Fury was throwing shade at insert group here on stage last night.
Person 2: That motherfucker seriously knows how to chuck fury
Definition Three
When I jerk off I throw down that furious wrist action. I chuck fury.
Person 1: I heard Chuck Fury was throwing shade at insert group here on stage last night.
Person 2: That motherfucker seriously knows how to chuck fury
Definition Three
When I jerk off I throw down that furious wrist action. I chuck fury.
by The Real Chub Daddy, Bitches! November 23, 2021
Get the Chuck Furymug. Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.
Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours
by SUCCesssful one November 20, 2018
Get the Fuck Fury Februarymug.