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Droned

The state of being both drunk and stoned on weed. The best drink for this is vodka. The best music for getting droned is Witch House.

PS- I know ppl already call this getting “crossed” but I feel this is a more accurate word.

Plus in British English to get “cross” is to get angry with someone, and in Archaic English to be “crossed” means to be cursed/hexed.

So “droned” has a much more positive vibe, just the thing needed for a term about weed.
"Huh? What'd you say? Sorry, I'm pretty droned right now"

“Man I am so glad they broke up with me. After it happened, I just felt this huge weight off my back and I just went home and got droned listening to Crystal Castles and White Ring.”

"Haha, this movie is so cool when you're droned"
by ghostdancer May 9, 2022
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drone police

drohn puh-lees

noun

A person often observed to be overreacting to perceived risky images or video. A person that thinks they know all the regulations in every country and believes they are entitled to judge people against those supposed regulations.
A person that often does not check the locality of the image or video being posted and often attempts to apply local, often misunderstood, regulations to said video or image.
Also known to assume image or video is from a drone rather than a platform or other aircraft.
Often claims or at least assumes that a pilot posting said images or video is unlicensed or at the very least does not have permission to fly where they assume the image or video was taken/recorded.

Related forms:

Sheriff
I had the drone police commenting on my video posted on Facebook last night.
The drone police reported my video to FAA/CASA.
by Norgan June 4, 2018
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Drone Drop

When internet attention-seekers gather information about people to create an exposé about them on social media in order to shame their subject. They spend their average salaries and time to gather information in an attempt to publicly humiliate people. They will go to different online spaces letting people know there is about to be a release of information they think might be humiliating by saying: Drone Drop.
Daniel drone dropped personal information in a Clubhouse room about 4 women who turned his down.
by Carolinewhite June 14, 2022
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Drone media

Citizen Media/journalism that provides an accurate aerial perspective through remote control aerial means.
The (MSM) Mainstream Media said very few people came to the protest but Drone Media showed that well over a thousand people attended.
by Daniel_James80 November 29, 2011
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Sleep Drone

The being that is controlled by an extremely drowsy state of mind that will turn off your alarms and answer people who try make sure you’re up in an attempt to make them go away when it’s already time to be moving.

The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
Example 1:
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.

Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1

“I am up.”
-Person 2

“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1

“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2

45min Later…

“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2

“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1

“What?”
-Person 2

“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1

I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2

“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
by SweetTeaEnthusiasts November 17, 2023
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Murder Drones envy

A heterosexual ship in the show called Murder Drones between the two characters “Serial Designation N” and “Serial Designation V.” The name of the ship would be eNVy or envy, as in the show you can sense some jealousy from V. It is also called envy because if you say N and V’s name together it sounds like the word envy. Another nickname the fandom have given to this ship is “oilcookie” but is not used as much as the two previous names.
“Oh I just love Murder Drones envy! It’s my favorite ship in the show! Envy for life!
by leafeon.leafy May 25, 2024
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Droned

The way someone might feel as a result of being drunk and stoned at the same time.
Waking up early after a long night into the morning, it leaves me feeling droned.
by JayGurbalot June 21, 2019
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