stone the crow

finally found the damn definition:
it is an expression referring to an outlandish event (per perspective).

Acceptable uses:
"I can't believe that ol Rock bought a new Cadillac - might as well stone the crow."

"Ol Rock said 'fuck off' to his boss and up and quit... can't say I'd ever stone that crow."

"A bout of deep depression.
Can't seem to move it forward.
My lying eyes lie awake.
Not sure what I am after.
I never died before.
Can't help what happened yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
Flip through endless stories.
A life of hand-written pain.
No one can share this hurt that is mine, mine, mine.
I never died before.
Can't be what happened yesterday.
I shouldn't stone the crow, no.
Ride on!
Same old city, same old tale.
No matter how I try,
No matter what I say,
I'm blamed, I'm shamed,
I'm judged unfairly.
So now I've died before.
It feels as bad as yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
You too have died before.
I fought as hard as yesterday
I never stoned the crow, stoned the crow, no, no.
-Down, "Stone the Crow", from NOLA"

by hargalaten March 17, 2004

Lucious Crow

An unpopular cocktail consisting of Amp Energy and Hpnotiq in equal ratios. Cool only because of it's unique name and electric green color, a Lucious Crow can be sipped painfully or shot ineffectively (due to the extreme sweet and sourness and low alcohol content).

A twist on the Lucious Crow is the Lucious Crow Shadowfire, which consists of the same contents above lit on fire and served under a black light.

Bartender! Get me 2 Lucious Crow's for me and my brother Otis! And make the second one a Shadowfire!!

by SirLuciousHimself August 17, 2010

shoot the crow

Rhyming slang for 'go'

"Here, it's gettin' late so I'd better shoot the crow"
""I'm wrecked, better shoot the crow!"

by Joe Monk March 18, 2005

stone the crow

the crow shows up to eat the dead. to stone the crow is to refuse to die

my wife left me and took the kids, i was fired from my job of sixteen years, and my rent is 2 months behind but I wont stone the crow

by Pierre Eversham May 14, 2016

Old Crow

An inexpensive brand of whisky, at around eight dollars a fifth. Tastes like an imitation of Jack Daniels. Should never be drank on a hot or humid day.

While extremely harsh on the throat, Old Crow has a complex flavor. Old Crow is the original sour mash whisky, meaning leftover mash from the last distillation is used in the next, ensuring the conformity of the whisky.

by Bugsy August 10, 2005

A crow left of the murder

The first thing you should know about this Incubus song/album is that a flock of crows is called a "murder." So if you are a "crow left of the murder" you are the one that doesn't fly with the flock. Meaning, you are living your life for yourself instead of just following society.

the crow left of the murder doesn't fly with the flock.

by bartley December 30, 2004

jeezum crow

a polite way to take the Lord's name in vein popular in rural Vermont.

An example of the use of Jeezum Crow can be seen in the nickname of Vermont's independent senator, James Jeffords. His nickname is "Jeezum Jim," which referenced his propensity to annoy Republicans, a party of which he was nominally a member.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 1, 2005