boned

1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.

Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".

by xtreemchikin July 2, 2008

boofed

To "butt plug" something into the anus instead of injecting it intravaneously. (Usually junkies do this when their needle breaks.) Boofing or plugging is not as strong as shooting it up, but is stronger than snorting it.

"I just boofed some bomb ass dope, man. I am FUCKED UP!"

by _sexybaby_ September 9, 2016

BOONDOCKS

The country;
A place it is long and hard to get to!

They stay way in the boondocks!
Damn this is way in the boondocks!

by audreababe August 10, 2006

boondock

reckneck getto;
middle of nowhere;
hell aka nebraska;
hick-vill

y'all liven in a boondock down here. ders nothin here.

by bailey boots. May 30, 2008

Boondangle

one of many sexual acts performed with or without a partner, or multiple partners

Me: I totally boondangled your mom last night.

You: what does that mean???

Me: I dangled her boon...

by Boondangletangle November 25, 2009

boonerette

Australian women, usually associates with booners Lacks class, dignity and common sense. Often found passed out on the side of the road, smelling of alcohol!!

Tracey is a boonerette!

by Benjii April 23, 2006

Daniel Boone High School

The shittiest school you can ever send your kid to that will ruin their life. The hallways smell too strongly of weed and cotton candy vape juice. There are bloodstains on the wall in one of the girls bathrooms. There are at least 2 guidance counselors and a teacher fired/arrested every year because they can’t keep their hands off students. One of the teachers practices witchcraft. People get stabbed in the parks outside the building. There is rarely even a superintendent. Teachers will randomly leave out of nowhere one day after being there for decades and are never heard from again. This is a school who actively tries to kill off your students brain cells until they become speds. None of the people who work here ever knows what is going on, most of the time a student who hasn’t been turned yet will organize everything because all the adults act like they slid of a dead whales womb yesterday.

Kid from a different high school: Yo how was your first day at school man?
Kid from Daniel Boone High School: Two teachers already quit, one of the students tried to rape a janitor in the lunchroom, all my friends transferred to different schools, the principals nudes were airdropped to the whole school, one of the guidance counselors already had sex 3 times with some freshman, someone brought a gun, and Jonny tried to stab three people in the eye with a paper clip.

by Ebs August 27, 2019