and my axe! 

superfluously tacked on to pretty much any sentence that ends in a noun.

Guy: we can take my car.
Person: AND MY AXE!

and my axe! by porkosi trader January 3, 2009

The Axe Effect

The effect achieved when a large group of ignorant and insecure pubescent boys attempt to cover up their smell with excessive quantities of Axe while at the same time forgetting to bathe regularly. The resulting smell is a combination of that of severe B.O. and that of a severe chemical spill.

The Axe Effect is especially prevalent in tenth grade hallways.

Person A: "Damn! What the fuck is that smell?!"
Person B: "Oh shit man, that's The Axe Effect!"
Person A: "Let's get the fuck out of this grade 10 hallway!"

The Axe Effect by The J-Spot January 11, 2005

Muff Axe 

A male phallus that often finds itself in a females vagina

My dick is quite the muff axe, I banged three different girls last night and one this morning.

Muff Axe by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010

vikings axe 

When you are engaging in oral sex with your partner, and you whip out your penis the moment you are about to cum, and then, slap them across the face with your cock as long as you are cumming while screaming Viking noises at the top of your lungs.

Why is Vivi's face all sticky?
Oh I gave her a look at my Vikings axe

vikings axe by KosherBob January 6, 2021

bearded axe wound 

A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.

That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!

bearded axe wound by Gin Shampoo December 31, 2006

Double Axe Handle 

a form of attack. a move often seen in wrestling, one puts their hands together, puts their arms over their head and behind their neck and hits and hits their opponent, as if someone is using an axe to chop wood.

Oh my god! he just used the double axe handle

or

Oh My God! He just did the double ax handle off the top ropes

Double Axe Handle by breeimhxc February 19, 2009

cranny axe 

Reference to a penis.From the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Batter dip the cranny axe in the gut locker."

cranny axe by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007