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by Dawn June 15, 2002
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wacey

Someone of curious nature and a descendant of a rare species. Generally posing a kind demeanor, he has been known to help the elderly across busy roadways, donate kindly to local orphanages and hide in children's clothes racks at wal mart. The wacey is usually known to "go flat out" and is of high intensity. He is usually sighted slanging the phrase "bitches ain't shit" repetitively.

If you happen to come across a wacey do not panic, they are very responsive to peace offerings. Some of the more popular items you may want to try are Chinese oranges, collector key chains or a woman's exposed breast. do not be an ass and force the peace offerings onto the wacey as he may become aggressive and proceed to beat you, your spouse and there parents with his pimp cane.

But beware! the wacey has been known to carry a penis of unhuman proportions, history has shown that (on occasion) it has led to perforation of internal organs leading to sepsis and death.

A real mustard looking motherfucker

"did you see what that guy was wearing? he looked like a genuine wacey"
man - "why are you in the hospital?"

woman - " my rectum is so sore, i slept with a wacey. am i going to die?"

man- " ohh its not good, if you make it through alive you will still probably have the gay plague"

woman "the gay plague?"

man- "aids"

walmart shopper "son, stay close, there may be a wacey lurking in those clothes"
by thejaybone November 18, 2011
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Whack-Jab

During oral sex, the male politly asks the female to "work on the head". As she does this, he acts as if he's masturbating, thus punching her in the nose several times.
Dude, I actually whack-jabbed that chick last night.
by blackmage (warcraft3.com) February 23, 2004
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whackcident

When you are playing with your cock and it accidentally goes off.
I wasn't whacking off, I was just playing with it, I had a thought come to my mind... it was a whackcident I swear!
by RoffleZilla July 17, 2007
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Whack the Bear

Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair.
"I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe."
"What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!"
by Shinobura April 10, 2008
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whackalicious

Something that is wierd, yet has some suddle appeal. Although it has a conotation to food, it is not nessacarily something edible.
A girl who is strange, but yet sexy, could be considered whackalicious.
by John D. Jones III June 17, 2008
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whackadactyl

What something whack would be if it were a dinosaur.
"If this party were a dinosaur, it'd be a whackadactyl."
by comediocre July 7, 2008
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