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Contraction form of 'it would' used to express speculative desire.
It'd be nice to have an intelligible conversation with him; it's just too bad he's an idiot.
by iamallaboutfun.blogspot.com February 06, 2012
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Contraction of "it would". How is this not a real word?
It'd be a shame if this was never a real word and I've just been using it my whole life anyway.
by Kcast July 18, 2016
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Intent to distribute. As in, possession of illegal drugs with the intent to sell them.
"Dude, I just got caught with half an ounce of weed. Good thing it was all in the same bag, or they could have gotten me for ITD!"
by Wilfred The Dog August 14, 2011
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inner thigh distance of a woman (person)
she has a nice ITD

she can fit a keg in her ITD
by justin June 10, 2004
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I.T.D. Is a name for a Internet Transmitted Disease, Spread around as a joke, Started with a Few people on Skype named Tom, and Phil. (It's mean't as a complete joke, it doesn't mean any thing.)
YOU CAUGHT THE NEW I.T.D. NAMED DURPIES! GG!
by xTomTheBeastx August 31, 2010
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