Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

value

not EA access on PlayStation 4

this product has so much value

by DAMEN CARMEN March 10, 2021

Circular Valued Economy

A strategic model firstly conceptualize by Identer Blockchain Technology. This mode reflects the value of appreciation of return investment of every sectors that uses the technology as a form of service provider in digital ecosystem.

Circular Valued Economic Model states that the Cycle of economic activities both physical and digital exchanges should be balance.

Hence, the Identer Blockchain Technology is the proponent of this new strategic model to incentivize technology users not just they are costumers or clients but also giving them a value of right of participation to the network.

Identer is a circular valued economy that solves the volatility of emotional premises.

by DigitalWisdom May 5, 2022

Surplus Value

The value that a working person makes that goes beyond paying their own wage. In a capitalist society, the surplus value is expropriated (taken away from the worker) and becomes profit.

Goddamn bezos stealing my surplus value!!! I swear I'll get his bitch ass (in minecraft)!!!

by forever-and-a-day August 31, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

Values

I've already described the ways in which this aligns with your purported values on both sides of the political aisle. But I also hit the Goku-button. So, that is why you are doing THIS.

Hym "Why post something that goes against my values? Tooooooo... I mean, for you, to save the children the would have been or will be saved by adequately addressing the problem I myself am having. For both of us, because the values we purport to have bare no relationship to what I'm actually going to do because I can change my mind at a moments notice and act against those values. Alex was just saying that YOU ARE TRYING TO ENFORCE repeatability and predictability... But that just makes me easier to kill or imprison. So does the weaponized schizophrenia. And that is why you are doing it. Make people as easy to imprison and kill without making it so easy that YOU get imprisoned and killed. I want me to be harder to kill. And now... I am. So... Don't you fucking worry about my values. YOU doing YOUR values is just doing whatever you're doing. Prime example: Ben Shapiro's moderators banned me for hate speech. If hate speech isn't real, how did I get banned for it? So, the problem is, you want me to DO YOUR VALUES and trust you to do your values... And I don't. It would be retarded to do that. Because then I would be do your values and you would be doing whatever you want. That's the entire point of the religion. Get me to do that bullshit so solipsists can do whatever (UP TO AND INCLUDING fucking retards instead of me and stealing my shit) they want AND! AND... then I have to forgive them. Nah."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2025