(noun) when you piggyback from another's wifi source and it can't make up its mind whether or not it wants to remain an available network. Usually due to poor atmospheric connection or poor signal quality.
Bob: I can't seem to stay connected to Inetgirl. It keeps bumping me off the internet."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."
by notsosure25702 June 29, 2011
Get the wifi teasemug. When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.
That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.
by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016
Get the cook teasemug. A person who has no intention of ever following through and meeting up from the start. Instead of being upfront and honest, they string you along by chatting and acting like they really are interested in meeting up with you and getting to know you. When it comes time to make a date, O NO, “SOMETHING” always comes up that prevents them from following through.
What’s was the point of that entire conversation? You’re just another Tease Chatter here to waste time.
by Rdy2connect March 1, 2020
Get the Tease Chattermug. To make a sound that sounds like a bell ringing to intentionally mislead an angel into thinking it's about to get its wings.
Angela was suppose to get her wings yesterday but when she heard wind chimes that sounded like a bell ringing, she was so agitated that it was a wing tease, she punched me. Yup, she's at the end of the line and I got a lollipop.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
Get the Wing Teasemug. When someone starts typing an iMessage, but doesn't send it, the recipient sees an ellipsis before it disappears, then nothing.
by lethor August 21, 2013
Get the Ellipsis teasemug. The offspring of a Fuck Boi who cannot fuck a person so instead resorts to teasing them to the brink of climaxing, and then walks out, leaving their victum on the verge of climaxing.
by BlueJayTheElite March 23, 2016
Get the Tease Boimug. by Tickle teaser September 25, 2023
Get the Tickle teasemug.