Swindered

Being swindled by a tinder match...
You swipe right, get a match, say some cool ass sexy shit that gets them wet/hard and organize a late night meet only to get out there and realize that:
Pics are old as shit
They've gained A Lot of weight
Shit was seriously photoshopped
They are the wrong gender
Etc....

I thought I had a hot match on tinder but when I got out there He was a She....damn, man swindered again. (I did it anyway...it's tinder).

by james_m October 29, 2014

switteration

It is twitter saturation.

I have tweeted and received so much tweets that I suffer from switteration.

by chill69 July 14, 2014

swingterest

When a member of a swinging couple can't stop obsessing over a swinger they're infatuated with.

Ugh, Derek totally needs to stop yabbering on about sxyfxs!! Shut up about her tits! Just pin her to your swingterest page already.

by likethirsty October 30, 2015

swinger logistics

The act of coordinating multiple competing schedules to coordinate an orgy.

I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.

by Claymax2 January 22, 2016

swinkerton

A robotic being meant to fufil boyfriend/fiancée needs.

Sometimes your swinkerton will run off, so you have to wrangle him, so he can do what you need.

by BooSwinky May 19, 2016

switter

Talking shit on twitter

Jake:"talking switter too"

by brixbri June 18, 2017

Swifter

A gamer who plays Rainbow six seige and loves to play video games all the time also is a Mexican who Has bad connection identified as a Tachanka turret

Why is he such a swifter

by Savage Sweat September 8, 2017