Spinterest is when housewives go the gym and slowly pedal the stationary bike while flipping through Pinterest posts on their cell phones. Spinterest is a combination of the word spinning (intense stationary cycling) and Pinterest.
Something interesting, but for which the content and/or manner has negative or scandalous connotations.
The word was first birthed as a result of the popular TV show "Who's the Boss" where Tony Danza's character exclaims "That's interesting!". As a result of Danza's notoriously criticized articulation, the 's' merged with "interesting" to form the word "Sinteresting".
Today the word is chiefly used online. It has been applied to the gossip surrounding the recent Kanye West fiasco, and to describe uniquely brutal displays of skill in the online gaming scene.
Example:
Gossip is a form of sinteresting information.
Use 1:
Rodrigo: "I heard Santiago was having an affair"
Gabriela: "Sinteresting! Tell me more!"
Use 2:
Rodrigo: "Did you see that combo video!? It's so sinteresting!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.