shmerblafur

Something that is brilliant in working or 90% right.

This shmerblafur is perfect, it will work.
I have a shmerblafur idea!

by I h8 fak3 pp1 April 22, 2018

shmerk

To smoke

Yer, bro, let’s shmerk this berl already.

by Rbny56 January 3, 2018

shergil

A person who is either always lost or is confused, won't know what everyone is talking about even though he is sitting next to everyone. Often willing to help everyone but is lost most of the time.

Can you stop being a Shergil please?

by malika12344 February 6, 2018

Shmer

A unique expression most often used when one is disappointed or let down.

“I just lost my sock monkey. Shmer.”
“I stepped in water with socks on. Shmer.”
“I dropped the last fruit snack on the ground. Shmer.”

by Thatweirdgirl_27 May 10, 2018

Shmegma

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.

Damn bro I got too much shmegma on my Dick.

by UrbanDictionmaster October 16, 2018

Shmeg

Slang for smegma. First originated in Essex England from a blonde teen boy that likes to copy cows and what they do.

Yo you cleaned your Shmeg off your cow.

by Bad man Shmeggles June 4, 2019

Shmegling

To be overcome or filled with something

“Bro, Timmy thinks that 9+1 is 11. I swear he’s shmegling with shit”

“I don’t think we should go eat right at noon, all the restaurants are probably shmegling with people”

by tacosRgud4thaSoul August 8, 2019