facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

shifty shafts

A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.

Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.

by Quirble May 24, 2018

shatter persistant

when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant

shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Shatos

a word used to express discontent or displeasure in something.

Oh shatos, the porch monkeys are coming!

Shatos its Mr. Bass, wait does he even have a job?

by tommyfbk February 3, 2010

Shartsplosion

An explosive, sometimes volcanic, eruption of shit-farts from the anus.

Man: Doctor, is it bad?

Doctor: Huh? Sorry, I was too busy thinking about my best friend Gary's shartsplosion at my buck's night in 2003. God, those were good times... and yes, I'm afraid it's bad.

by J. Bodanac March 24, 2011

Shady Shatta

A person who's arrogant, motherfucker, gorgeous ass bitch that has an army of exes he doesn't even remeber .

If yo ain't got no charms, tongue, a very often used middle finger, yo ain't no Shady Shatta .

by Ain't no bish got ma name dosh October 14, 2017

Ruler of Shattered Time

a more AWESOME way to say DIO and his stand The World

DIO - Ruler of Shattered Time

by red_sus April 29, 2022