sassy beast

a sassy beast is a person, place, thing, or event in which you personally think is sassy. Sassy is defined as super sus and or sexy, if you ever meet a sassy beast you need to befriend them immediately and never let them leave your sight

my friend, Marcy, is such a sassy beast because she ate a whole piece of animal feces without gagging

by reesespiecez09 April 15, 2021

Sassopotamus

Noun: A person whose sassy behavior transcends human proportions... one might say to the level of a hippopotamus. May also be used to describe a sassy fat person.

Related to the slightly more derogatory word, sassopotabitch.

Person handing out flyers: We are having a show tonight! (offers flyer to Karen)

Karen: Oh sorry, the trash is over there...

Karen's friend: You're such a sassopotamus, Karen.

by thing2 May 4, 2014

Passenger's Ass

When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.

Person1: Can we take a pit stop?
Person2: Passenger's Ass?

by $e9a October 25, 2009

Buridan's Ass Phenomenon

the phenomenon whereby you wish to do so many constructive things but end up not doing any of them since you can't seem to decide on which (comes from the adage of the donkey that sees two piles of food equidistant to each other but ends up starving to death because he's such an ass)

"Yeah, last summer I wanted to join a softball team, take part in a poker club, paint abstract act, design T-shirts, learn a programming language and cook exotic dishes, but the Buridan's Ass Phenomenon took into effect and I ended up doing nothing because I just had no focus. I am such an ass."

by Tojonto June 20, 2006

Sassive-Aggressive

To be passive-aggressive in a sassy tone of voice. The passive-aggressive comes from the words you use, while the sass comes from the vocal inflections you use when talking. It is more effective than just being sassy or passive-aggressive because you can use both at once for a double-whammy of insults.

*Two girls talking*
Girl 1: Do you like my new shirt? I picked it up at target.

Girl 2(sassily): Oh, I love how you just wear anything!

Girl 1: Damn bitch, that was really sassive-aggressive!

by connorgrs April 9, 2015

A rat's ass

.A rude way to say I don't care at all

I don't give a rat's ass about these deceptive news.

by Ahmed Saad Saad April 22, 2020

well-digger's ass

Older slang, used in cold weather to place emphasis on how extremely cold it is outdoors.

Damn, it's colder than a well-digger's ass!

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006