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Punta Gorda

Punta Gorda is located in Southwest Florida, in Charlotte County. It is located about 30 miles north of Fort Myers and a couple hours south of Tampa, which means if you are spoiled, make a good paycheck or somehow know people out there you have some chances of enjoying yourself. I fit none of those criteria.

As a bit of a breakdown of ages, 8.3% of the residents are under the age of 18, while 2.1% of the residents are aged 18-24. So basically, after everyone graduates high school, a good 75% of them flee town as fast as they can. Can't blame them, since HALF the population is 65 years or older.

For anyone 50+ years of age, married and close to retirement, it's heaven on earth.

For any 20 year old single male without enough money to evacuate (temporarily or permanently), it's hell on earth.

Punta Gorda killed my hopes and dreams.
Parents: "Hey, we're moving to Punta Gorda. It's always warm there, and everything is cheaper!"

Me: "Ok..."
*Doesn't bother doing research of his own, takes their word for it*

1 year later:

"Fuck my life..."
by PG_Sux March 29, 2009
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cunt punt

1. A kick to the genitals of a female

2. The female equivalent to the nutmeg or "nutty"
1. "Dude this bitch is crazy!" "ahh just give her the old cunt punt"

2. "Wow, that chick kicked the ball right through the other chicks legs! Just like a nutmeg!" "yep, that was a certified cunt punt"
by lundy87 June 8, 2010
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Cunt Punt

1. The act of hitting a girl in the gentitals with your foot in the same manner as profesional NFL kicker.
1. Chelsie was being a bitch so i fucking cunt punted her. That'll teach her.
by Shuggy25 February 13, 2010
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punter

Someone who is ill-informed and liable to be taken advantage of. A sucker who lacks inside knowlege or savvy.
I felt like a right punter when I was at the carnival in Rio last year. Every taxi driver, shopkeeper, vendor and hustler in town had their hand in my pockets.
by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008
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Punta

PUNTA doesn't mean puta.
PUNTA is a traditional dance in Honduras performed my Garifuna musicians.
by latinpridexOxO February 10, 2010
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punta

Spanish for "end":

1) A point of land extending into a body of water.
2) Rude term for the buttocks, usually female.
1) Punta Blanca - White point.
2) "What a punta!"
by surfidaho September 20, 2005
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Puntangalo

A delectible fruit commonly identified by its sometimes furry outer covering and musky scent. One must be wary of picking out fresh puntangalo- either under ripe or overly seasoned the puntangalo has a very narrow middle ground of perfect freshness. While an in season puntangalo is both delectible and a treasure, out of season puntangalos are considered to be an aquired taste.
The puntangalo's overly musky odor and mussed fur prompted the question "Are these puntangalos fresh?"
by Mr. Fresh Fruit Farmer. April 25, 2003
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