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usually a graduate student on the struggle bus, fixated in the oral stage of Freudian psychodynamics who is hopelessly unable to concentrate on any subject matter for more than a twenty minutes span, mostly sacrificing her social life to further engross herself in the depraved portmanteaus and neologisms coined by a professor she romanticizes as the ideal Humbert Humbert and has no desire to desecrate this foolish and mind-numbing yet strangely stimulating idolatry by knowing him on a personal level. he disseminates spiteful aspersions and scathing critiques from all subjects ranging from inmates to britney spears, treating the web as sort of burn book outlet for his insecurities and frustrations, ultimately rendering them entirely transparent to anyone he encounters. this usually consists of blasting his colleagues and roasting a particular student he harbors tremendous and nearly ludicrous amounts of disdain for, culminating into an insidious and almost pathologically projected hatred on anyone who mildly umbrages him. this is ultimately a manifestation of him redirecting the frustration toward his helpless infant son toward society at large. anyone who takes the time and reads anything he writes is instantly labeled pathetic by none other than himself, although he is clearly spared from such a label by being the one who invested the time writing such definitions.
i love ruperta, she's so dreamy.
ruperta by The-real-cobra-queen August 30, 2019
Words you can keep

Uncle Rupert 

1. Rupert Murdoch, owner of News Corp., which includes Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, Sky Television, the Times of London and other major media outlets. 2. the puppet master of conservative America.
Q:Why are those ignorant people protesting the Islamic community center in lower Manhattan?

A: Because Uncle Rupert, via Fox, told them to do so. They are his sheeple.

rupert grint 

THE hot, sexy Brit that's known to the world as Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter movies. Rupert Grint's known for his shyness, wicked shirts, the term "wicked", his beautiful smile, and cool sense of style in general. He has all of the girls going "Ooh Aah!"
Rupert Grint is THE guy for me.

rupert murdoch 

Scheming, conniving monopolist from Australia. Controls the Fox network, News Corp, among other things. Holds dominion over much of western media.

In other words, he controls a good portion of western civilization. He should be toppled for the sake of western civilization.

Its too bad he isn't the A-Team Murdoch, or Mr. T woulda owned him.
rupert murdoch by FireballX301 April 25, 2004

Rupert Grint 

Rupert Grint is the king. That is all.
Rupert Grint by I'm not crazy December 27, 2010

rupert grint 

is one of the only guys in the world who can pull off the long red hair thing.
I like your hair, man...
rupert grint by Kara April 6, 2005

Rupert Grint 

Part of the trio "Daniel-Emma-Rupert"; is the most underrated of the three even if he is the most talented of them. He's the most natural actor out of the three, the most adorable and has got immense sex appeal and charisma. A term used for someone simply irresistible.
"Rupert Grint will last longer than Daniel and Emma in this biz cuz he could actually act and has the potential to be a great comedian."
Rupert Grint by Ginjah April 19, 2005
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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