megamid

1. When your so smart that any answer you give is mid.

2. A lack presentation

3. When your in-between an idiot and a genius

Your Google slides were fucking megamid my guy.

by Tighten September 27, 2022

Metalix

Hi mom I'm on the urban dictionary.

Woah dude look at that, its Metalix!

by MetalixTheGreatith September 28, 2022

Metalix

A green and yellow entity from the hit series the colorful, Metalix usually solves problems with comedy or violence. He also married a shark.

Guy 1: Have you heard that metalix married a shark?
Guy 2: . . . He what?

by MetalixTheGreatith September 30, 2022

metamoq

a guy who always suffer in Elden Ring and comes back to play everyday anyways.

gosh you're such a metamoq about this game

by commandersimp69 October 14, 2022

metameats

What metamates call their colleagues who got laid off because their company leaders made dumb decisions.

I really miss the metameats. I think there will be another batch coming in February 2023 though.

by public2 November 12, 2022

metamorfishmish

When two fish eggs of the opposite gender are eaten by their mother. The eggs then hatch and become baby fishes, from there, an incest process occurs. The little boy fish then penetrates his sister, in the butt, with his 3.95 inch fish dick that is 0.01 inches in diameter. If the fish penis is longer than the sister, its hardness will just go through the entire digestive system and out her mouth. From there, the brother fish rotates a full 360 degrees, 6 times. This preps the sister fish for what is coming next. The brother fish suddenly pulls out, swims to the back of the digestive system, and then, at full speed, swims with his dick out and thrusts into his sister. The impact of the dick entering the sister fish imminently puts her in shock. The momentum of the thrust causes the brother fish to die, then the sister fish wakes up and swims out of its mothers anus and lives happily ever after.

Bruh, that fish looks like it just experienced metamorfishmish.

by helislapp November 28, 2022

metadictionary

a book with douchey meta bullshit, almost exclusively used by beta douches.

The only good use of a metadictionary is hitting the idiot using the thing across the head

by hobbledd December 11, 2022