metameats

What metamates call their colleagues who got laid off because their company leaders made dumb decisions.

I really miss the metameats. I think there will be another batch coming in February 2023 though.

metameats by public2 November 12, 2022

metameeting 

where metadata is data about data, a metameeting is a meeting about a meeting. commonly utilized by project managers to make themselves look important while simultaneously wasting developers time.

Hey, we have a big client meeting coming up next week...I'd like to schedule a metameeting this week to prepare.

metameeting by knotcher March 11, 2010

I lost my Metamask trust wallet 

It's some kind of copypasta that summon bot accounts on Twitter (some are abandoned users who got hacked by them) to like, retweet, and/or reply your tweet. Most users use this to ratio or annoy people.

This copypasta can contain :
1. I lost my (digital wallet name, such as Metamask and Coinbase).
2. My (service name, such as Facebook, Instagram, Xbox, PS4) got hacked, stolen, banned, suspended, or scammed.
3. My (digital or typical wallet) has been stolen.
4. I need a sugar daddy or mommy (mummy doesn't work).
5. Help me writing essay.
6. I need this shirt (or new profile picture).
and many more....

If you can put all of these together, you'll get around 16 likes and <20 replies by the most (10 by average). But it's more fun if you tag CEO accounts like Elon Musk, Jack Dorsey, Parag Agrawal ; imagine 1 account posting the copypasta with tagging them 10 times = Their account will get notifications around 1 x 10 x 10 = 100 approximately (as bots reply with tagging you, people you reply to, and the ones you tag). So what will happen if 50 accounts do it?

Fun Fact : You have more and more risk to get your account banned or shadowbanned if you keep doing it, as Twitter's policy is to REMAIN BOTS and REMOVE YOU!

I lost my Metamask trust wallet coinbase hacked nfts stolen hacked coinbase instagram hacked i need a sugar daddy I got scammed my wallet has been stolen i need a logo my instagram got hacked (pic for reference)

I lost my Metamask trust wallet by Shiine-1 May 16, 2023

Metamate 

Someone who lost 26% of their compensation in one day but still works hard to make their boss rich one day again

We wanted to go skiing but John is a metamate so we stayed home and watched Discovery channel for one week.

Metamate by Shrepped February 15, 2022

metametaphysicist 

Some one who studies metaphysicists in an attempt to understand why people would choose to spend vast amounts of time studying things that don't matter.

""I'm gay" ~Socrates" ~cynical metametaphysicist

metametaphysicist by jtwasabi March 23, 2011

metamasturbation 

When you masturbate to a porno within a porno.
For example, when you are watching a porno and suddenly realize that the porno that the characters in the porno are watching is hotter than the porno that they themselves are doing.

Creeper 1: Dude, did you watch Ass Adventure IV yet?
Creeper 2: Yeah, but I don't remember anything from it. I ended up doing some metamasturbation when the girlfriend put on that video in the living room to get herself in the mood.

metamasturbation by St.Grizzly May 18, 2011

Metamates 

What Facebook employees are unofficially being called by fellow geeks, as “the Zuck” shift their attention to the Metaverse or to the world of virtual reality (VR).

Math geeks who are bewitched or mesmerized by what the Metaverse could offer the physical world in coming years or decades have a very high chance of being recruited as Metamates.

Metamates by Fasters June 14, 2022