fridge magnet

an extremely overweight, compulsive eater

She is hot but her friend is a fridge magnet

by modal April 28, 2006

ass magnet

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.

1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!

by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

magnetikk

haha omg. people are so god damn stupid. the "magnetikk" thing was a freaking joke...making fun of all the gay little 'electrikk' kids. now all the 'electrikk' kids are calling them selfs magnetikk...haha idiots.

"i'm gonna join the shoot me im electrikk blogring cause it's the cool thing to do. what's that? magnetikk is the new lame? kick me in the face im magnetikk!"

by Angela March 4, 2005

magnet

the guy in a group who will run when the cops come up even though he has nothing on him, attracting the cop's attention and allowing the others to escape.

"i chased him through these yards, but he turned out be a magnet"

by dooran February 20, 2010

MagnetiX

1. Person with a big penis.
2. Sexually charged person;sex magnet.

That guy is magnetix!

He has a big magnetix

by Dipset March 23, 2005

cum magnet

A magnet for cum.

Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.

1. "Wow...that hoe is a cum magnet."

2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.

by Argonak October 16, 2008

cock magnet

its the wee early morning hours between 2 and 6am when the moon pulls from the earth causing your penis to erect itself in a manner like the tide in the ocean pulling it up and up and up and away

coc`ock/mag-net this morning my cock magnet accidently poked my G/Fs eye out oops

by tonedeath August 5, 2005