jonk

hidari te, left handed laotian; one who jonks to survive; a sociopath; believes in mcmahanism;

i got jonked in the face while drinking green tea

by ditry ak November 3, 2006

Jongour

A kiss ass office troll with a penchant for sucking dick and laughing at really bad jokes made by his superiors.

Amidst all these layoffs at my place of employment I am going to have to do some serious Jongouring to prevent myself from being let go.

by P Riddy March 3, 2004

Jono Long

To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.

Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!

by Ally B May 11, 2004

Jonomir

Purple loving wombat fan that runs into coke machines and wins everything. Just, wins. You just, lose. You just, just, just, lose! You can't win Jonomir.

A Jonomir winned me at the coke machines yesterday.

by Steve S September 26, 2005

JonDon

Someone who is danker then the rest. He uses his inner Maui to cause powerful waves of dank throughout the world.

What a total JonDon!

by Lord Dank III October 23, 2017

Jonking

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).

"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"

by Gardineroso September 16, 2003

jondo

A closeted homosexual

The way he acts with girls, you can tell he's such a jondo.

by softloft March 21, 2016