jondo

A closeted homosexual

The way he acts with girls, you can tell he's such a jondo.

by softloft March 21, 2016

doing a jono

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

jindoodle

A cleaner equivalent of the word bullsh*t

Jorn: "Did you hear? Nathan, your younger brother said he'd got accepted into Harvard university"
Marrow: "Nah, that's a load of jindoodle he made up"

by UrbaManary April 17, 2021

Jondall

(Check this out... There’s only one Jondall that you know and Yea I made this.)
Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...

“Hey have you seen Jondall today?”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”

by Ovary-Cervix Destroyer April 28, 2019

Doing a Jono

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

Jendo

A Filipino martial arts style founded in 1973 by its Filipino orginator Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya in Mandaluyong City, Philippines which means "Economical New Fist Way"

I want to learn Jendo style of martial arts

by Jonathan Makiling February 1, 2006

Jodok

Jodok‘s usually are a bit fancy schmancy. Their style is artsy and alternative.
Jodok‘s like to be surrounded by their people, but also need time for themselves.
They read very interesting books and generally like to be creative.

A specialty of Jodok‘s is to be either very overdressed or underdressed.

A lot of people seem to notice a lack of the emotional side of Jodok‘s (which is also mentioned in the other definition of Jodok).

In conclusion Jodok‘s are a bit hard to read, but nonetheless they are friendly and likeable.

Thank me later, Jodok!

by ananasbanane September 6, 2021