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doing a jono
To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.
Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006
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jindoodle
Jorn: "Did you hear? Nathan, your younger brother said he'd got accepted into Harvard university"
Marrow: "Nah, that's a load of jindoodle he made up"
Marrow: "Nah, that's a load of jindoodle he made up"
jindoodle by UrbaManary April 17, 2021
Jondall
(Check this out... There’s only one Jondall that you know and Yea I made this.)
Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...
Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...
“Hey have you seen Jondall today?”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”
Jondall by Ovary-Cervix Destroyer April 28, 2019
Doing a Jono
Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).
Doing a Jono by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006
Jendo
A Filipino martial arts style founded in 1973 by its Filipino orginator Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya in Mandaluyong City, Philippines which means "Economical New Fist Way"
Jendo by Jonathan Makiling February 1, 2006
Jodok
Jodok‘s usually are a bit fancy schmancy. Their style is artsy and alternative.
Jodok‘s like to be surrounded by their people, but also need time for themselves.
They read very interesting books and generally like to be creative.
A specialty of Jodok‘s is to be either very overdressed or underdressed.
A lot of people seem to notice a lack of the emotional side of Jodok‘s (which is also mentioned in the other definition of Jodok).
In conclusion Jodok‘s are a bit hard to read, but nonetheless they are friendly and likeable.
Jodok‘s like to be surrounded by their people, but also need time for themselves.
They read very interesting books and generally like to be creative.
A specialty of Jodok‘s is to be either very overdressed or underdressed.
A lot of people seem to notice a lack of the emotional side of Jodok‘s (which is also mentioned in the other definition of Jodok).
In conclusion Jodok‘s are a bit hard to read, but nonetheless they are friendly and likeable.
Thank me later, Jodok!
Jodok by ananasbanane September 6, 2021
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