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Jesus

That Jesus is one nice guy!
by Kyle Michael Jones!!! December 8, 2009
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Jesus

The world's most famous zombie.
Jesus supposedly died and came back to life three days later.

What a zombie.
by grrgirl December 28, 2009
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Jesus

The 2nd part of the Trinity, was born of the Virgin Mary. He was nailed to the cross and died for our sins. He also preformed many miracles like making the blind see and the dead live. He is fully God and fully man at the same time.
Man 1: Jesus came to save us.

Man 2: Amen, bro
by Multisport 5.5 April 29, 2011
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Jesus

He is cool, awsome, loyal, kind, and really enojoys playing fortnite. HE is REALLY Good at that game and he is mexican and likes tacos and tortas and takis and dinamitas. HE also went to meet ricegum and Faze fug and banks and he was really amazed also he met lebron james and curry in las vegas.
Jesus went to las vegas
by Chuy duran February 9, 2018
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Jesus

Jose: Hola Jesus!

Jesus: Chupa mi pito!
by Qman729 January 5, 2009
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Jesus

Jesus is a man that makes wonders but some poeple think Jesus was born in christmas but thats not true ok bey
Guy 1: did you know that Jesus was born in christmas
Guy 2: thats not true
by The guy with the true story January 10, 2022
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Jesus

an adjective used to describe any thing amazing, i.e. taste, smell, sight, etc.
Dude, this hamburger is like Jesus on my tongue.

Individual 1: You're awesome
Individual 2: I know, i'm basically Jesus
by bensonisjesus December 9, 2008
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