Jag
verb \ˈjag\ (past tense: Jagged, present participle: Jagging)
To cheekily sell someone down the river for one’s own convenience, often with a winning smile and suspiciously good pitch.
To make a promise or commitment, only to very suavely wriggle out of it at the last second.
To enthusiastically overpromise and under-deliver—with the confidence of a 1980s salesman trying to sell you air.
Usage:
Etymology:
Inspired by Jag, a charming colleague whose actions—though not malicious—tend to result in others doing the heavy lifting. Much like a vintage infomercial, Jagging is smooth, persuasive, and occasionally leaves you wondering what just happened.
Synonyms:
Light sellout, friendly flake, accidental Houdini.
See also:
Sell down the river, make a clean exit, smooth talk.
verb \ˈjag\ (past tense: Jagged, present participle: Jagging)
To cheekily sell someone down the river for one’s own convenience, often with a winning smile and suspiciously good pitch.
To make a promise or commitment, only to very suavely wriggle out of it at the last second.
To enthusiastically overpromise and under-deliver—with the confidence of a 1980s salesman trying to sell you air.
Usage:
Etymology:
Inspired by Jag, a charming colleague whose actions—though not malicious—tend to result in others doing the heavy lifting. Much like a vintage infomercial, Jagging is smooth, persuasive, and occasionally leaves you wondering what just happened.
Synonyms:
Light sellout, friendly flake, accidental Houdini.
See also:
Sell down the river, make a clean exit, smooth talk.
"Oh come on, not again—I’ve been Jagged!”
“He said he’d sort the report, but he’s vanished like a puff of smoke. Classic Jag.”
“Careful—he lies like cheap carpet. Total Jag move.”
“He said he’d sort the report, but he’s vanished like a puff of smoke. Classic Jag.”
“Careful—he lies like cheap carpet. Total Jag move.”
by Fifi- les- booboo June 23, 2025
Get the JAGmug. Guy 1: woah dude, are you okay?
Guy 2: yeah man, just had a nicotine Jag.
Guy 1: be careful on that stuff man
Guy 2: yoooooooo
Guy 2: yeah man, just had a nicotine Jag.
Guy 1: be careful on that stuff man
Guy 2: yoooooooo
by cummanthecumbasedman August 17, 2021
Get the Nicotine Jagmug. Often quite short. This name is associated with old white men who drink beers at the pub on a weekday and has no game.
by Basicwhitegirlstarbuckslover July 16, 2019
Get the Jagmug. by ducky4921 October 26, 2022
Get the Jag Mainentimug. Kp: Hej thomas!
Thomas: Tjena snygging
Kp: Vill du bli ihop?
Thomas: Ja det vill jag, Hur hårt ska jag trycka dig?
Kp: du ska faan trycka mig 5000!
Thomas: ja, jag kommer faan trycka dig!
Thomas: Tjena snygging
Kp: Vill du bli ihop?
Thomas: Ja det vill jag, Hur hårt ska jag trycka dig?
Kp: du ska faan trycka mig 5000!
Thomas: ja, jag kommer faan trycka dig!
by Abdiscoolaliv June 26, 2021
Get the Jag kommer Faan trycka digmug. 1.south african term for being overly horny and or sexual.
2. Also widely used when acting irrational or dumb.
2. Also widely used when acting irrational or dumb.
1. jack, " that girl's hot asf" kyle, "no man don't be so jags"
2. statement: "i wanna jump of a bridge" reply: "are you then jags?"
2. statement: "i wanna jump of a bridge" reply: "are you then jags?"
by SA.slut.x March 28, 2022
Get the Jagsmug. A school in south London for prestige bitches. You may find the odd nice one but they are very rare. Most jags girls think they’re really fit but usually their eyebrow shades are darker than anything you’ve ever seen before. The population of the school is literally made up of lesbians so if u want a gay child send them to jags.
“Are you sending little Becky to jags?”
“Yh I think it would be good for her, the academics are great!”
“Ur daughter gay fam”
“Yh I think it would be good for her, the academics are great!”
“Ur daughter gay fam”
by Sweatybollocks69 October 30, 2018
Get the JAGSmug.