Heather

A giant hairy gorilla that eats anything that it comes in contact with.

I want heather forever

by Sexy Hillbilly June 20, 2019

The Heath

Notorious wooded spot that shares borders with Crayford, Wilmington and Bexley in Kent, England.
After dark it becomes a spot for middle-aged men wearing caps and sunglasses to engage in gay sex and dogging amongst the trees.

"Did you just see those two men? They were walking onto the Heath carrying a plastic bag."

KEEP GAYS OFF OUR HEATH - Local flyer.

by Preset Mode May 13, 2006

Mental Health Day

A quasi-legitimate excuse to take a day off from school or work. Although the person who takes the day off claims he needs it to finish up some work and regain sanity from the rat race, he usually ends up sleeping in, masturbating and accomplishing less than nothing.

J.C. said he took a mental health day to catch up with work and relax, but instead, spent the whole day fantasizing about Jamie.

by Hrach April 17, 2005

Health Class

A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.

Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.

6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005

Heather

Heather:

Definition:

A Flowering Plant

Gender: Female
Origin: English

Heather, is like a flowering plant growing in spring.

by rainbowgirl September 24, 2009

Heather

The best of the best of girls. Has a bubbly, charming, sexy, and fearless personality. Is sought after. Someone who everyone looks forward to seeing every day. Someone who is worth everything that one has. Makes one see the bright side of life. Makes one's life complete. May have a boyfriend named Joshua. He may love her too much.

"Who is that beautiful, amazing, wonderful, lovely girl over there?"

"Oh, that's Heather. She is the best thing that has ever happened to everyone."

by goldfishy1 January 12, 2010

heathfield

a small country town full of rude boy wanna be's who say they are going to beat some one up to the person and then pussy out at the last minute to make their self to look hard when they are clearly not.

rude boy "oi caffa wanna fight then"
person "come on then"
rude boy "im gunna fuc**** nut ya"

person.. messes up the rude boys face

rude boy.. starts crying and makes up rumors the next day that he beat the person up when they clearly didn't

thats a heathfield pikey!

by heathfieldisfullofidots October 1, 2011