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flowering 

all lads ask the gyrl before you do it, it mitght cause great pain!! (excesive lubrication needed)
1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring
Yeah, Last Nite I Was A House Party And This Well Fit Guy Came Over And Started Feelin Me Up And Then I Turned Arond And He Got With Me And Then He LOcked The Door And He Flowered Me And I Was Like Now I'm A Hardcore Slag!!! ...FLOWERING...
flowering by Del Demery December 6, 2006
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flowering 

1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."
Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?
flowering by Rob Woodside June 21, 2006

Flowering 

A word describing recovery from anorexia nervosa.
I’m flowering, don’t comment on my body please🥀
Flowering by lisou November 22, 2021

Flowering Dingle-bush 

The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.
The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.
Flowering Dingle-bush by HAMR6660 September 29, 2011

Flowering Tulip 

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip
Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!
Flowering Tulip by TwoSpot August 12, 2009

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.
" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

Flowering Heart 

A Korean anime-ish series aimed at children. The series is about a young pink-haired girl named Aria, and her friends Suha and Min with their daily adventures and trying to stop Trump's evil plans with the help a matured man named Chess. There is also a young, evil girl named Shuel who later joined forces with Aria after knowing that she had been brainwashed by Trump. This show has 2 seasons so far. It's actually a pretty good series, with lots of humour, school life, and magical girl stuff.
Flowering Heart is a great series. Every episode haseft me in suspense and a cliffhanger situation.
Flowering Heart by LaserImouto November 5, 2023
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