fapitalism

A political/social movement that disguises its realistic approach to altruism through humor. Also know as the "Hands on Party".

Q: Why is the world slowly becoming a better place?

A: More people are embracing fapitalism.

by cynical abe March 29, 2012

FABIO

Fucked Ass Baked In Oil

Blond A: lol did yo know Fabio went commando on the beach last night?

Blond B: LMFAO! Didn't yo know that's fk all in his name?
Blond A: ???
Blond B: hahaha Fabio fucked ass baked in oil!

by slimflat November 25, 2019

Faping

Having a good day

Yesterday sucked but now I am faping.

by MuskMaster5000 September 26, 2019

fagiola

same thing as a fag, loser, ect, but more extravigant

that cop that busted me was a fagiola!!

by christopher jj powell August 8, 2007

fabio

fabio is another name for mens perfume, because fabio guys remind me of aftershave..

"dam it your fabio smells good"

by JERALDLO MURLOWSKO November 20, 2006

Fabiola

a spanish girl who loves reeses and absolutely loves music. also a skank

hey do you know bout that fabiola?" "yea I heard she was a skank

by Puepsi March 6, 2011

fapoffsturbate

To touch oneself in a manner that produces a "fapping" sound often resulting in wasted kleenex and dick cheese. Due to lacking alternatives, it's popularity has constantly risen since women were given rights.

John: Hey Joe, seeing as you're a pathetic loser who can't seem to get a girl, would it be a stretch to say that you fapoffsturbate whilst self-inducing asphyxiation to help yourself fall asleep at night?

Joe: ... huh...?

John: Oh, I'm simply implying that you have a lot of time on your hands.

by j1zZ January 3, 2011