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The ec tysen fury

The act of combining spit and takis dust and then using it as a lubricant to masturbait.
An example of The ec tysen fury:
“Yeah Adrian, last night I pulled an ‘ec tysen fury’ and went ham on my meat for 3 hours! That takis dust and spit really came in clutch!”
by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025
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asian fury

Asian fury is the worst kind of fury. No fury surpasses it. If you see an asian start to display the signs of asian fury, it’s in your best interest to leave and stay outside of a 50 ft radius from the asian. Asian fury will wreak havoc on anyone who stays within the allotted distance. The only people who can harness asian fury are full asians and half asians.
That asian fury is the worst. I just got wrecked by it.
by asians>gingers October 19, 2017
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furies

Something that is made with fur or a dog ya......
O mg it a furies
by A-Apleee August 31, 2022
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fury cup

Luke has drank from Michaelas fury cup
by Mic.. August 11, 2016
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Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.
"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."
by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024
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pits of fury

Pits of fury is when you are infected with a strong ability to cause nuclear explosions with your armpits.
I hate *insert whatever*
RAHHHH FEEL MY WRATH!! *pits of fury bomb*
by F1zzyRat September 30, 2023
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Balds of Fury

Balds of Fury
(noun)
1. A notorious crew of hairless degenerates who were forged in the flashing lights, multiballs, and tilts of pinball machines. Originally just a handful of chrome-domed flipper fiends, the Balds of Fury evolved into a full-blown cult of arcade chaos — fueled by beer, bragging rights, and the eternal hunt for “just one more game.”
2. Known to descend upon bars and arcades like a shiny-headed biker gang (but with quarters instead of chains), their natural habitat is anywhere a steel ball can ricochet off bumpers while they yell things like “House ball!” or “Jackpot!” loud enough to scare civilians.
3. While they’ve since expanded into trivia, pool, and wing-night dominance, pinball remains their sacred ground — every flipper flip a prayer, every drain a tragedy, every high score a victory etched in legend.
• “Don’t challenge the Balds of Fury to pinball unless you’re ready to be blinded by scalp glare and humiliated on the leaderboard.”
• “I thought it was just one bald guy playing pinball… then six more appeared out of nowhere. Classic Balds of Fury ambush.”
• “Some say the Balds of Fury were born when a Stern machine tilted too hard and the universe decided hair wasn’t necessary.”
by GuidoDaPimp September 11, 2025
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