A dump equivalent to the feeling of standing atop a large mountain with a 2 handed sword held with 1 hand pointed at the sky screaming "EXXXCCCAALLIIBBUURR"
In the midst of a Dump Excalibur, I thought I stabbed a seagull with my thought to be real sword, but instead punched the ceiling.
by theanaljoust September 25, 2006
Get the Dump Excaliburmug. when a person is overcome by sudden and explosive diarrhea, most often when unsolicited or for no apparent reason
by BaroqueBoy September 9, 2015
Get the Donald Dumpmug. When you sit on the toilet, pooping while watching porn on your computer, Talking with people like nothing has changed.
*on aim*
"dude, wanna come over?"
"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"
"oh..."
"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"
"dude, wanna come over?"
"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"
"oh..."
"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"
by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007
Get the Cyber Dumpmug. When somebody has a shitload of pictures on their camera that they finally upload to their computer and/or facebook all at once.
Rachel: Did you see Jillian's photo dump on facebook?
Stephanie: Yeah, I found one of myself from a year ago...
Stephanie: Yeah, I found one of myself from a year ago...
by grapedrankesha January 25, 2010
Get the photo dumpmug. 1. The kind of dump that if at work going to the handicap stall is a must as the bars are needed for extra grip. 2. A massive explosion of fecal matter that splatters the porceline toilet and shoots up towards your balls, vagina or butt. 3. A dump that when completed is well worth bragging to your friends.
Tyrel: Where were you for the last hour?
Jebadiah: I was in the male restroom taking a massive power dump. Dude you should have seen it!
Tyrel: That sounds awesome!
Jebadiah: I was in the male restroom taking a massive power dump. Dude you should have seen it!
Tyrel: That sounds awesome!
by KatieCurt May 1, 2008
Get the Power Dumpmug. A dump so fiery and ass engulfing that your sphincter literally lights on fire. The person enraged by the passion of unsavory anal singeing then takes any object close to him and runs through the neighborhood wielding it, killing or maiming anyone in his/her path. The objects usually range from domestic cats to live people.
The snowball fight was ruined by Archie's dad going Dump Berserker and hitting all of us with a grandfather clock as he ran through us in a blind rage.
Mommy, I want to be a Dump Berserker for Halloween, you better make the dirtiest tacos that night.
Mommy, I want to be a Dump Berserker for Halloween, you better make the dirtiest tacos that night.
by theanaljoust December 19, 2006
Get the Dump Berserkermug. A mixture of about (1) fully rounded teaspoon of Metamucil with about (8) ounces of water and consumed daily, usually first thing. There is great anecdotal evidence (one data point over 25+years) that great lower bowel health is attained, equivalent to having bowl breaking, volcanic like dumps that are generally only possible by a 19 year old. A must for traveling businessmen (and women) approaching middle age and beyond.
by Club228 June 24, 2021
Get the Dump Cocktailmug.