NoScope Constipation

When you shit without looking

"I have NoScope constipation every morning!"

by Ryeism August 8, 2016

Phone Constipation

When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.

My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.

by Sponceee April 6, 2017

Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity

''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"

by Jazzersey September 18, 2017

Netflix Constipation

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.

I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!

by LordJefe October 29, 2018

postulation constipation

A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.

I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)

Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .

by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019

german constipation

is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.

german constipation

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

Social Constipation

When you have so much you want to say at one time, but you don’t want to overwhelm the person . And you’re not even sure if they even want to talk to you in the first place, so you just end up keeping it all to yourself. And it builds up overtime as you come up with more things you want to talk about.

Internal Monologue: “I have so much I want to say to him, but I don’t know if I should say it all at once. I don’t want to be overwhelming. Maybe I’ll just say a little at a time .. Gosh he’s been so busy lately, does he even feel like talking to me? I guess I’ll just keep it all to myself right now and wait till he’s more available to talk to.. Gosh! I have so much social constipation waiting for the right timing to talk . :’( and I keep coming up with more to say!”

by de3le3 November 25, 2021