by QJimbo April 9, 2004
Get the Clush mug.The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese
Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.
Dude 2: Gross!
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.
Dude 2: Gross!
by CommoDick September 12, 2011
Get the Clumping mug.1 (noun)A scent that is reminiscent of an elderly italian male. 2(adjective) a word used to describe an odor that exists within nursing homes, and early bird specials. 3. (noun) An invention by Ed Pinaud
1. The clubman was so thick in the air that you swore you were aging years in just a few minutes.
2. The smell was so clubman that I thought I was in a funeral home.
3. Clubman was Ed's masterpiece.
2. The smell was so clubman that I thought I was in a funeral home.
3. Clubman was Ed's masterpiece.
by Bozidar Bojbasa September 16, 2006
Get the Clubman mug.What Don Knotts would do if he were going down on you - awkward, uncoordinated oral sex performed on a woman.
The good news is, he went down on me for a half hour. The bad news is... he performed clumsylingus. I think he spilled a drink in me too. Unbelievable.
by CM_Schwartzy April 30, 2011
Get the Clumsylingus mug.an extremely large pile of semen on the small of a womans back. at least 2 to 3 shot glasses worth of semen.
by Ryan LaFrance April 2, 2008
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by Donald Kiddick September 28, 2009
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