Clumping

In it's most severe connotation, clumping is relaxation to near incapacitation. However, clumping can be a moderate action of chilling but in a more relaxed state than simply "chill."

Bro you clumping way to hord out da ritz right now.

by FilthEEmongrel April 18, 2020

Clumping

Holding simultaneous clandestine sexual relationships with multiple undesirable and unattractive women.

He's been clumping a number of fatties lately

by The Reg September 08, 2007

Clumping

the act of cumming on ones hand then slapping someone with the cum hand.

"what are you doin g?!??!"..."jacking off get out!"...."whats in your hand???""....*Clump!!!!*.. (the action of clumping)

by FunnyWhileClumping February 03, 2012

Clumping

The act of "humping" in a "clump" of trees. Can be used in a broader sense to embody all acts of alfresco activities.

Me n the Misses went Clumping today

by Hesteroy1902 April 22, 2011

Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!

by CommoDick September 12, 2011

clumping

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.

"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"

by NiMo March 02, 2005

clump

The act of hitting a person (usually across the face) with your penis.

The name comes from the sound it makes on impact.

First person to pass out tonight recieves a 'clumping'.

by Fitzyy November 08, 2006