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crank dat lion king 

when a guy cums in his hand and puts it on his thumb and slides his thumb down the girls forhead and says "simba"
yo me and my girl did crank dat lion king last night
crank dat lion king by bunnyyyyyyy January 10, 2008
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Crank Dat 

A horrible song by the talentless Soulja Boy, comes with a dance. It plays everywhere especially in the suburbs where white kids and their parents sing along to it and do the dance...until they find out what the song's actually about.
Crank Dat is the reason I have no faith in humanity.
Crank Dat by CupBdown March 3, 2008

crank dat 

A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!
Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.

Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!
crank dat by mark101 June 18, 2008

Crank Dat Jeffay 

when you are doing a chick from behind and then proceed to read her excerpts from The Great Gatsby. And then jizz on her lower right thigh.
"I gon Crank Dat Jeffay last night!"
Crank Dat Jeffay by ClefPro March 8, 2009

Crank dat Soulja boy 

verb:
To masturbate (crank that soldier boy)
John didn't bring anyone home so he proceeded to crank dat Soulja boy
Crank dat Soulja boy by Erkkiboy February 14, 2008

crank sesh 

a session where you sit there and masturbate. crankin ur dick
Ricky: Ali, you wanna come over and paly madden?

Ali: Naw, my parents are out of town, so i think im just gonna go home and have a nice crank sesh
crank sesh by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007