Definitions by mark101

classical 

A music genre that has lasted for more than 400 years, and rap is starting to die out after about 20.

Dumbass: Yo, u like Soulja Boy or 50 cent?
Me: Beethoven could kick their asses while playing the piano, blindfolded.

Classical is greater than rap, period.

classical by mark101 June 25, 2008

ice cube 

It's just a cold cube of frozen water; It's made in your freezer, or you buy it at the store. Ice Cube is also the name of a famous rapper.

Me: I want ice cubes in my soda next time, BITCH!
Rap Fan: Ice Cube is the man!

ice cube by mark101 June 18, 2008

crank dat 

A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!

Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.

Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!

crank dat by mark101 June 18, 2008

barbie 

The plastic/silicone version of Paris Hilton with a variety of high-paying college-graduate jobs.

Dumb Girl 1: "Oh, look, it's surgeon barbie!"

Dumb Girl 2: "Oh, look, it's barbie, the real-estate mogul from Dubai!

Wise Man: "Oh, look, it's crackhead/anorexic barbie, the underweight model from Hollywood's dumpster!"

barbie by mark101 June 15, 2008

Dubai 

Donald Trump's wet dream...

Donald: OMG, Dubai is sooo sexy!!! Almost there...

Dubai by mark101 June 14, 2008

hawthorne heights 

Fall Out Boy's little sister.

Dumb Girl 1: "like, omg, it's hawthorne heights!"

Dumb Girl 2: "I want to give that whole band blowjobs for free!

Me: OMG listen to some good music PLEASE for the LOVE OF GOD!

hawthorne heights by mark101 June 12, 2008

herpes 

warts on ur dick if ur a guy or on ur pussy if ur a girl. Is contracted by unprotective sex with one who has it.

love is temporary, herpes is forever

herpes by mark101 June 12, 2008