Cell phone

An easy excuse not to interact with anyone in the real world.

Bob: Hey, what's up Steve?
Steve on cell phone: ...

by Brodo_Swaggins December 31, 2015

cell phone nipple

Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down

so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.

Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."

Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."

Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."

Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."

by jethrojones March 29, 2020

Oh, My Cell Phone!

An exclamation to be used when something (besides a cell phone) is accidentally dropped or spilt.

Guy #1: Carefully place your mixed drink on the edge of the table and it falls! Oh, Shit! It's falling

Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"

by ChadBalmworth February 20, 2013

cell phone

One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...

I'll text you on my cell phone on the way.

by blogger_08 January 22, 2006

cell phone radiation

n. someone who carries two or more cell phones (none of which are for business purposes) and is talking on one of them almost all the time... this person will stop whatever they're doing to talk on their cell phone, even if they're with friends

adj. radiation from cell phones (obviously)

Oh shit, Cell Phone Radiation is coming... better get my lead apron!

by Lead apron December 13, 2008

Man whore-out (your cell phone charger)

To lend your cell phone charger to someone.

Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.

"Hey Dude, can you man whore-out (your cell phone charger) to me for a couple of hours? My battery is completely flat."

by cmac095 December 7, 2011

cellophone

an early model of phone attached to a string and connected the wall

Mary picked up the cellophone, as it was ringing.

by EatSpicyPies November 29, 2017