Butthole Kiss

The most glorious act of showing affection by gently kissing someones butthole softly.

"Quinn gave the best butthole kiss to the random neighbor last night as he patiently waited for the cops"

by Dick VanGogh April 11, 2019

bloody butthole

when someone's ass gets bloody off anything.. usually from a PENIS but can also occur when riding a horse too much

MATT LU: i was riding this horse once and i got a bloody butthole

by james January 10, 2005

Spermy Butthole

A mixed drink. One part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part Mountain Dew, one part Red Bull, and two parts vodka. Named so because you're likely to have one after you drink something this gay.

Eric is 6'4'', 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy butthole. I dare you to call him queer.

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 15, 2011

Itchy Butthole

An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.

If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!

by homo dumb dumb March 6, 2009

butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.

Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Moist Butthole

When certain men become aroused, they secrete lubricating pheremones from their anal cavity.

After transformers I had some serious MOIST BUTTHOLE.

by Dr. Luong Wang November 15, 2011

buttholio

Someone who is a butthole but very holy at the same time.

Ex: the pope was being a huge buttholio early today.

by buttholio-creator August 26, 2013