When someone fucks so much sheep butthole that they start to resemble a Sheep-man. People who have sheep butthole-titis typically have the curse of being named Peter.
Doctor: So if you were a male sheep and you came across a female sheep would you fuck it?
Peter: Foo! I don't have to be a sheep to fuck a sheep I fuck dem already!
Doctor: Well it looks like you have sheep-buttholetitis...
Peter: So...Can I keep fucking sheep?
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"