Buttholicism

The worship and praise of the ass and/or butthole.

Derrick used to be a Christian but now after he tapped Christie, he has officially converted to Buttholicism, he don't even eat meat on Fridays but he'll slurp up dat ass doe.

by realchokdup June 24, 2020

Brotholicism

the religion of bro
every bro in brodom (the bro kingdom) will live the life of a bro.
bro's live life hard and long, chug nattys, get fucked by slampieces, and get brojobs.
in the art of brotholicism women make the sandwiches and belong in the kitchen.
you have reached brotholicism when your life is chill and all is bro.

90 percent of true lax players believe in brotholicism.

by MLIB69 December 22, 2010

Buttholicious

Gum, generally pre-chewed, flavorless and of the bubble variety, temporarily stored in someone's anus and later retrieved for consumption.

I started to go down on this girl, but realized I had a wad of gum in my mouth. I didn't want to choke so I stashed it in her brown eye and saved it for later. It was Buttholicious!

by Hairy Psalm January 6, 2007

Buttholicious

Gum, generally pre-chewed, flavorless and of the bubble variety, temporarily stored in someone's anus and later retrieved for consumption.

I started to go down on this chick, but realized I had a wad of gum in my mouth. I didn't want to choke so I stashed it in her brown eye and saved it for later. It was Buttholicious!

by Hairy Psalm December 12, 2008

Buttholeism

The philosophy and mindset of being a butthole (also known as meany pants). To be or not to be is the question. But if you find yourself pondering this question, you probably are enacting the idea of of buttholism.

What is your problem Jerry?

"I'm sorry I'm just trying to practice buttholeism, so later I can show my wife."

by Buttholeism September 7, 2021