country Blumpkin

The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".

Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.

by Bad Monkey May 6, 2004

blumpkin remix

the act of the guy enjoying taking a shit a lot more than getting his blow job.

Damn, I had the blumpkin remix last night while Sally was over.

by Conrad Murray February 18, 2011

Blumpkin Cup

A cup that is continuosuly used and never cleaned. Usually the cup is so dirty all sorts of germs and mold are highly visable, similar to what the aftermath of a blumpkin would look like.

Ever since the cafeteria started giving away free coffee my mug is starting to look like a Blumpkin Cup. I drink so much coffee I just have no time to clean it out each use.

by BSKabus February 9, 2010

blumpkin plunger

a sexual move which occurs during or at the end of a blumpkin, requiring the receiver to force the giver's head into the toilet after dropping a duece; usually happens due to lack of skill by the giver to make the receiver cum

Mike gave Alicia a blumpkin plunger because of her inability to get him off.

by Danger Taylor February 24, 2008

blumpkin by proxy

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

by bigassblackguy October 18, 2006

super blumpkin

Just like the regular blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) except your eating a sub or sandwich. preferably mr.hero.

"Dude Adams mom totally gave me a super blumpkin"

or

"that fat bitch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers."

by Drew babyy TR October 28, 2006

King of the Blumpkins

1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.

Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.

by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009