blumpkin fairy 

A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

or

A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.

because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.

blumpkin fairy by suzzzzzzzzie January 8, 2009

Blumpkin Pie 

(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.

(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.

"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"

Blumpkin Pie by B77 September 17, 2012

Blumpkin Strudel 

Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.

"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin

Blumpkin Strudel by mordbdconversation. June 2, 2009

blumpkin split 

while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.

my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!

blumpkin split by really coolsdf October 7, 2009

Blumpkin Catcher 

The reciever of the warm brownie in a blumpkin ménage à trois...Eliminates the need for a shitter...

Hey honey your friend Eric would make a great Blumpkin Catcher

Blumpkin Catcher by Shizzle Daddy November 10, 2005

blumpkin cherry pie 

When you are giving a girl a blumpkin in The Johnny Bench style and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag.

Dude I was givin this broad the a blumpkin and it turned out to be a blumpkin cherry pie, I freakin puked!

blumpkin cherry pie by Bonglajio August 9, 2006

blumpkin diving 

when a man recieves fellatio while concurrently excreting fecal matter in a pool, or any large body of water. Both subjects must be submerged in the water, except for whoever is on the recieving end may have thier head out of the water. Defecation must be executed underwater as well. Recieving a blumpkin at the edge of a pool and, say, letting the shit just fall into the pool does not constitue as blumpkin diving.

Debbie went blumpkin diving with Tom at a party and the pool was later evacuated and sterilized.

blumpkin diving by jbd July 23, 2008