Definitions by Bonglajio

blumpkin cherry pie 

When you are giving a girl a blumpkin in The Johnny Bench style and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag.

Dude I was givin this broad the a blumpkin and it turned out to be a blumpkin cherry pie, I freakin puked!

blumpkin cherry pie by Bonglajio August 9, 2006

anal jihad 

When a train of mostly gay aerobic men ram each other in the ass for the sake of Allah.

Ahkbar Hazell decided it was time to come out of the closet and let Allah know he was ready to perform an Anal Jihad because he knew he was too hairy and smelly to bone all the virgins in heaven

anal jihad by Bonglajio August 2, 2006