2 definitions by Bonglajio
When you are giving a girl a blumpkin in The Johnny Bench style and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag.
Dude I was givin this broad the a blumpkin and it turned out to be a blumpkin cherry pie, I freakin puked!
by Bonglajio August 10, 2006
Ahkbar Hazell decided it was time to come out of the closet and let Allah know he was ready to perform an Anal Jihad because he knew he was too hairy and smelly to bone all the virgins in heaven
by Bonglajio August 2, 2006