Blunker

A concatenation of two words (bum and plunker) which describe the power your boss has by fucking you over at work. For instance, a lie regarding a safety incident that results in dismissal or lower levels of discipline.

My boss just blunkered me. My asshole feels 3 times its size.

by Succimidik June 9, 2016

Bama Blinder

When a guy rests his nut sack on a girl's eyes-temporarly blinding her

Cliff: Man, if she can see straight, I don't know my business

Max: What do you mean?

Cliff: While she was sleeping, I squated over her head and dropped my nut sack over her eyes. She'll never see again thanks to my bama blinder!

by Rick Rick August 1, 2006

blinger

One who blings in a fashionable sense.

"I got bling-bling," exclaimed Ernie the Blinger.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Blicker

The act of ball licking

My girl gave me a blicker last night

by Mida February 10, 2014

noddy blinkers

when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.

Q) Why did you run over the pedestrians?

A)Had a touch of the noddy blinkers, m'lud.

by Rob August 27, 2005

Binker

A device used to control the TV, cable box, or other electronic devices remotely.

A remote, clicker, controller.

Hey, pass me the binker so I can put the game on.

by Jinai November 26, 2016

blinkered

You guys calling the original guy an idiot are all wrong. I'm a huge horse racing fan, and racehorses wear blinkers. A carriage-pulling horse, or a jumper, wears blinders, but the hoods that some racehorses wear are indeed blinkers, which is where the term comes from.

One of the most famous racehorses of all time, Secretariat, wore blinkers in all of his races.

by FusaichiPegasusK April 2, 2005