1-Inch Lance 

The weenie of someone whose name begins with the letter "P."

Hopefully Parker doesn't give Brennan his "1-inch lance!"

1-Inch Lance by slurp999 January 21, 2021

1,2-Methylenedioxybenzene 

1,2-Methylenedioxybenzene (MDB) is a chemical that melts at -18°C. At 60-80°C and (20 mmHg), 1,2-methylenedioxybenzene boils. It's an important chemical reagent that is used to make other chemicals such as sesamol and 3,4-Methylenedioxybenzyl chloride.

1,2-Methylenedioxybenzene is useful in the lab.

1,2-Methylenedioxybenzene by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021

1 guy 1 cup 

One of the more disturbing videos goes like this: A naked man is in his kitchen with a glass jar on the floor. He squats over it so the jar goes up his ass. When it finally disappears, it shatters inside his ass. He then calmly proceeds to pick the broken shards of glass out of his profusely bleeding ass instead of calling 911. He does this without making a sound the whole time until he gets up and walks away and probably realizes he will die of internal anal bleeding and screams.

While it should be named 1 guy 1 jar, most people refer to it by the cup referencing

Person 1 "Hey friend, let me show you this video called 1 guy 1 cup"

Person 2 "This better not involve eating shit"

Person 1 "No worries dog, lets watch it"

1:30 later

Person 2 "Ur fucked up dude"

Person 1 "lol"

1 guy 1 cup by funkmonkey January 10, 2009

1/6 

January 6, 2021, a day of infamy during which an army of dumb fucks attempted and failed a coup of the United States.

"On 1/6, the adherents of an orange neon god stormed the U.S. Capitol Building, trashed it, and sent the Senate and House of Representatives fleeing to safety; five people died, one of them a police officer."

1/6 by Bugszy January 8, 2021

1 2 Buckle My Shoe 

When something incredibly embarrassing or exciting happens this will be shouted.

Used mostly in the "Call of Duty" series

Person 1:Dude that kid just got hit by a train!!!!!

Person 2:HOLY SHIT 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOE

1 2 Buckle My Shoe by Derppy1 January 16, 2013

1 Samuel 18:25-27 

A passage in the Bible where David uses foreskin as a form of currency. David kills 200 Philistines and brings their foreskins to Saul to buy his first wife Michal (Saul's daughter). Saul had only asked for 100 foreskins, but David was feeling rather generous.

1 Samuel 18:25-27

Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

(The New International Version)

1 Samuel 18:25-27 by What is Fanbitch? June 21, 2006

1 2 Fuck

Saying 1 2 fuck out loud fast makes it sound like, "want to fuck"
Originally a joke made by Lauren Courtney of Ohio.

one 1 two 2 fuck 1 2 fuck joke ohio

1 2 Fuck by Rainbow Wolf July 25, 2011