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wocket by gbread1012 November 16, 2003
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Wonkette
Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.
Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.
Wonkette by Lisa Marie Schultz May 6, 2009
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Wonkety
Combination of the words, Wonkie (Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling) and Rickety (Low Quality. Poorly Made. Not Attractive). Often used to describe abnormal facial features, cheap merchandise, and stomach problems.
When your contract is up, you need to upgrade your wonkety phone.
Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.
My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.
Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.
My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.
Wonkety by Booboo Cookie February 3, 2010
Woketoid
A term created to accomplish 2 things:
1. Mock the people who are self-righteous virtue signalers who cannot stop trying to show the world they are "woke" at any given chance.
2. Woke" started being used derogatorily too much, recently, so a new term needed to be created to differentiate between real social justice warriors (who should be respected) and the fakers.
1. Mock the people who are self-righteous virtue signalers who cannot stop trying to show the world they are "woke" at any given chance.
2. Woke" started being used derogatorily too much, recently, so a new term needed to be created to differentiate between real social justice warriors (who should be respected) and the fakers.
"They are a woketoid because they use every opportunity to police language and correct others all in the name of 'DEI' but they secretly minorities are disgusting and dumb."
Woketoid by Dominasty1 September 22, 2023
wonkette
A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)
Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.
wonkette by Singh Nguyen June 15, 2007
woketardigan
The figurative act of changing into a cardigan of moral authority in preparation for delivering a lecture demanding strict and immediate adherence to the current standards of political correctness.
Welp. There's Don Lemon on CNN, slipping on his woketardigan to tell us all how everything is proof systemic racism and if you don't agree, you should be permabanned by Twitter, Facebook and Youtube, plus force-fed several copies of Robin DiAngelo's tomes of hate.
woketardigan by Ministry of Fragility August 7, 2020