wonka-zonka 

go for it cuz life is short and partying is rad

"Uh-oh, I wanted to drink this milk but it expired three days ago" "Hey man, wonka-zonka!"

wonka-zonka by wonkazonkadude6969 September 13, 2012

Wonka Wash

A fantasy machine in the movie 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' that can make a car drenched in whipped cream squaky clean in a matter of seconds. Is also called 'Hsaw Aknow'.

"What was that we just went through?"
"Hsaw Aknow."
"Is that japanese?"
"No, it's 'Wonka Wash' spelled backwards."

Wonka Wash by k00ld00d321 April 18, 2005

Wonka'd 

When you don't win and still want a reward and the person tells you that you lost and you get nothing, like in Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

Doug: "So I turned in my paper 20 minutes late, and I asked my teacher if I can still get credit and he said "You get nothing! you lose! good day sir!"

Ben: "Dude, you got wonka'd"

Wonka'd by crimson spunk May 4, 2009

Wonka Clam 

What one might find under the dress of a chic that has eaten more than 2 candybars a day for a span of five plus years.

That girl from the other night was sporting a serious Wonka Clam

Wonka Clam by Takor Pantsov May 2, 2011

wonka vision 

To be hopped up on acid, mushrooms or any hallucinagens.

Charlie & the Chocolate Factory ref : To be electronically "'split up into millions of tiny pieces, go whizzing through the air down to a TV where one is all put together again in the right order, but unfortunately one ends up smaller on the other end, much smaller, just like a television picture.

*jimmy got wonka vision after taking 3 tabs of acid on friday night. he thought he was alice in wonderland until the wee hours of the morning.*

wonka vision by robyn wild August 12, 2005

Wonka Dip 

Soaking one's balls in ice water, drying briefly, coating the balls in the chocolate syrup that hardens on ice-cream, and then tea-bagging someone. (also see Choco-taco)

Jane wanted sex and candy for our anniversary so I gave her a Wonka Dip.

Wonka Dip by Meezy July 7, 2005

Wonka Burn

a terrible spray tan that idiotic girls use to think they look hot, but they look like a mutated oompa loompa from charlie and the chocolate factory

Stacy: How do I look?

Dave: That's one bad Wonka Burn u got, how much money did you waste on that?

Stacy: OMG you jerk, i spent $500 on this.

Dave: Your a waste of money...

Wonka Burn by Jerry Frank May 25, 2010