wonk

When a heavy-set female (or one with large, natural breasts) is on her back, topless (mostly during sexual activity) and her tits "wonk" or droop to the sides; nipples facing in opposite directions. (left and right instead of straight up)
"Her tits are so huge and sloppy, whenever I'm on top of her fucking her, they wonk to the sides."

see: wonking, wonky.
by cep922 September 29, 2009
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A wonk is a butt that is really big, but not nice looking. It is the opposite of a badunkadunk.
Mrs.Mclwrath has a wonk the size of canada.
by Aaron, "the shark" April 07, 2005
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The word used by chavs from remote Scottish towns to denote self-pollution.
"Ah fancied gettin' ma end away, but ma burd wiz oan the rag, so ah hid tae slide aff for a wonk."
by Pablo August 29, 2004
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A large knob that grows on the left butt cheek when you receive two mosquito bites there within 24 hours.
Does my wonk make my butt look big?

I wish I could grow a matching wonk on my right butt cheek.
by 0l1v3r clozoff December 04, 2011
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english (uk) idiot... think wanker that can't get it right.
steve is a complete wonk.
by mrwilke August 24, 2004
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The Anglo descendent of Wonka, whose origin is in Perugia, Italy. Although the evolution of the name as it travelled north through Europe dropped the "a," The origin family left the romantic spelling of its name intact over the centuries.

Ironically, one of the Wonkas, a dreamer by the name of William, actaully dropped the "A" and had a crazy trip. He subsequently went on to start Wonka, Inc., a psychedelic chocolate factory where 'you can even eat the dishes' , managed entirely by Oompa Loompas. The factory is now owned and operated by Charlie Bucket.
Eastern European variations of the name include Wünch Norwegian, Wönchen German and Whcnzh Czech.
"Mr. Wonk, do you ever get jealous about all the money your cousin Willy Wonka is making from his choclate factory?"
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Penis.

See also wank, dick, refrigerator meat club
Wow, my wonk iches liek a bitch!
by Lars Crizzaft August 27, 2004
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