guitar wankage 

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

guitar wankage by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008

Wankarium 

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.

Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

Wankarium by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

wanya

Gorgeous, wanya is the most beautiful person you will ever see. He is a ladies man and all the women love him. He. Can get any women he wants

That wanya guy is awesome

wanya by Cool jjkk March 15, 2017

Wankahz 

The one and only Brittish way to pronounce the word 'wankers'
And of course they're trying badly to make it sound less sexual.

" Thats so disgusting, you guys are such wankahz! "

" I can't even remember seeing so much wankahz after viewing this bloody movie "

Wankahz by Minkeloneous April 29, 2009

wankathon 

Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.

Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.

wankathon by zygmund July 27, 2003

wankasaurus 

when something is so bad, its not just wank, its wankasaurus

barry: did you see skins last night?
scott: are you kidding? that shit is wankasaurus

wankasaurus by soapasaurus March 28, 2010

wankathon 

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.

The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon

wankathon by Finesilver January 11, 2005