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Warpy Jaw 

1. The Southern equivalent to the North's "Lock Jaw"

2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.

Ex) As I was watching the guy walk down the street I noticed one side of his mouth was slightly contorted, and thought he might be the victim of a stroke. However, upon closer examination I saw his "Girls Kick Ass" T-Shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts, and realized this man was suffering from Warpy Jaw.

Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....

Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!
Warpy Jaw by Kevin57 February 15, 2008
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weston wamp 

When you are fucking someone from behind in your truck, and you pull out your airsoft gun and shoot them in the elbow.
I gave her the old weston wamp last night. Zach would be so proud.
weston wamp by Wamp2016 May 18, 2016

Wamp Wamp Wamp! 

The phrase said by a random anchovie multiple times in SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic" whenever Kevin got stung by a Jellyfish. In the episode, Kevin was trying to get SpongeBob to get hurt in a "rigorous test".
Fish: Wamp Wamp Wamp!

Kevin: Will you cut that out?!
Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.
Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs
Wampler by Cory Fart November 15, 2010
(adj.) having the demeanor of a stereotypical (American) White, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant (abbrev WASP).

The stereotype of WASPs is that they have high social status and a disproportionate amount of political power.

Example:

A white guy of English and Protestant background who was raised in a $15-million mansion in a place like Darien, Connecticut, or Atherton, California, and whose father was a senator and grandfather a governor; whose family has lived in the States for 30 generations; and whose entire family attended Ivy-League or Ivy-League-caliber universities. This guy is a quintessential WASP.

Someone who is WASPy is someone who comes across as this sort of person.

Caution:
One need not be a WASP in order to be WASPy. A WASP refers to any American who is white and of English and Protestant heritage, so even a poor, degenerate meth head in Appalachia could be a WASP. Rather, someone who is WASPy is simply someone who seems to fit the WASP stereotype.

For example:
Many Americans would consider the Kennedys WASPy even though their religious background alone precludes them from the designation of WASPs, as the Kennedys are Catholic.
-Dude, the best part of trivia night last Thursday was when that really WASPy guy named all the Ivy League schools in like two seconds.
-I know. I feel like such a lowlife. I'd never even heard of Dartmouth before, and I thought the University of Pennsylvania was a public school.
WASPy by LeRichard May 25, 2018

wimpy doodle 

1. noun, A timid little dog (however, the phrase has also been used to describe other animals, humans, things, with the characteristics of a wimpy doodle).
2. Proper noun, as in "The Wimpy Doodle". The original wimpy doodle was a nice little poodle named Annie, owned by a family in Pine Hills, Florida.
Your dog is a wimpy doodle. He hides under the bed whenever anyone comes over.

wimpy doodle by The Guvna May 18, 2006