vagernation 

Vagernation
vag·er·na·tion
vagərˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun

1. the condition or period of a married Mom who, usually due to cold weather in the Winter, renders the vagina to an almost dormant state. Usually occurs between the months of October to March.

Barry: "Hey, Jim. How’s your sex life with your large family">

Jim: “Not good, Barry. With all the cold weather and the kids constantly running around the house, our sexual activity has gone into vagernation”.

vagernation by Bayareaboy41 January 28, 2017

Vaguean 

Vaguean (alternative form Vaguen)
feeding exclusively on indeterminate food sources such as soup, stew, casserole, and certain salads.

Jimmy will eat anything as long as he doesn’t know what it is. As a vaguean , he’ll eat a snake or turnip in a soup, stew, or casserole and not be bothered at all, but let him see a single carrot or fish no matter how battered up and he freaks out

Vaguean by smalljones July 18, 2020

Flagrant Vagrant 

A person who never has money and tries to "borrow" it from anyone they may come in contact with. They never have a job, nor do they want one! They don't have their own place so watch out because they'll ask friends, or even people they just met, if they can stay for "just a day or two" but usually end up staying until you kick them out! There's no shame for this vagrant because they will most likely even ask you for cash or loose change. . . In a flagrant and almost entitled manner.

"Yo, heads up! Here comes Billy and you know that flagrant vagrant's gonna be asking us for something!"

Flagrant Fucktard Flagrant Vagrant Douche

Flagrant Vagrant by Apple D-Lite September 18, 2011

Vagrant 

A person that Exessive drinks, mooches, overstays there welcome, does not contribute, and sleeps too much
a person would not need more than one of these qualitys to be considered a Vagrant

My roomate is a Vagrant he sleeps all day and does not contribute

Vagrant by Gopalji September 22, 2005

Vagrant 

An wild individual who makes their own path in life, goes on spontaneous adventures, explores the world and/or follows whatever passions they may have, regardless of how crazy or overly ambitious those passions may be.

Person 1 - "Hey, I think I'm going to move to Africa and become a Safari Guide"
Person 2 - "Wow, you are such a vagrant!"

Vagrant by Madaraka March 2, 2019

Vagrant 

The other definitions are a piece of shit. The definition of vagrant is a trampy hobo, trust me i use that word all the time i got it out of my vocab book

I saw a vagrant wandering in to city hall.

Your being just as anooying as a vagrant!

I saw you digging through the trash yesterday, what are you a vagrant?

Hay you know that girl that kinda has a mustache? yeah, why? Shes wearing a really short skirt today. Soooo? It kinda makes her look like a Vagrant.

Vagrant by Up the hole in your ass April 1, 2010

fratty vagrant 

A style of daytime dress popular at many US universities where members of fraternities go to great pains to appear to be homeless.

Typical attire includes boat shoes or Wallabies missing the laces, gym shorts, and a hideously stained, presumably once white t-shirt. Hair should be disheveled at best.

To dress up as Carl for halloween, his fraternity brother donned a fratty vagrant style, wearing gym shorts, an undershirt, boat shoes, and smeared Crisco in his hair. Even his girlfriend couldn't tell the difference.

fratty vagrant by HoboCarl February 20, 2009