tezzer

A descriptive word for the testicular area. Often used when explaining how far one may have gone with a potential male 'special' friend. Alternatively, to decribe the act of teabagging.

Did you grab a feel of his tezzers?
Did you dip your tezzers in?

by Jaymond January 27, 2005

tezzer

use instead of testicle, can also be used instead of an offense such as idiot etc.

1)That guy was such a tezzer
2)My right tezzer is killing from rugby last night

by PuNkSnOtDeAdCaZt07 October 27, 2007

Tazzer

A gun that shoots hooks that latch onto people. The shocks the **** out of them.

Cop: Grab the tazzer, we got a runner!!!
(Tazzer shoots the hooks into the un lucky person and shocks the **** out of them.)
Runner: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You shocked the **** out of me!

by GmanLEGIT February 15, 2010

Tezzers

balls, bollocks, nuts etc basically meaning testicle.

A random guy came up to me and kicked me in my tezzers

by Callum Talbot October 18, 2007

Tuzzey

A smart, generous, yet dangerous man who has the wits about him like a mitochondrial, powerful bear who is largely feared. A Tuzzey is very ravenous when approached and very selective. When a Tuzzey meets the right person he can be very docile. A Tuzzey is certainly very cuddly when mated, yet never to be named safe. If you ever see a Tuzzey approach with caution you risk your life.

He is such a Tuzzey, make sure you wear armor and your heart on your sleeve!

by EnchantressV April 5, 2016

Tezzeret

Coolest planeswalker and evil minion in mtg

Me: Plays tezzeret the schemer
Everyone groans

by commandzone May 22, 2019

Boss Turzer

A motherfucking G!

That dudes a legend. He just pulled a “Boss Turzer”.

by Prancer1225 November 23, 2021